It’s all very well having an ensuite and a downstairs toilet, but when you have to spend nearly two hours cleaning them all, it’s not funny.
Still, they smell a whole lot fresher now. I’m sure that they would stay that way for longer, but I think someone keeps missing the toilet and weeing next to it instead. I presume that it is one of the children but I have not yet managed to establish which one; any attempt at questioning is met with firm denials.