“What colour is Tumble poop?” Pixie asks me.
“Brown,” I answer
“What colour is your poop?”
“Brown,”
“What colour is Daddy’s poop?”
“Brown. Pixie, it’s always brown, unless there’s a problem”
“What colour is Squiggle’s poop?”
“Brown,”
“What colour is Scooter’s poop?”
“It’s still brown, Pixie”
“What colour is my poop?”
“Brown, Pixie, the same as everyone elses”
“Why is poop brown?”